Don’t ask my oldest daughter that one – she will give you, ummm about 100! We recently went to a kid’s friendly place for jokes and they had some really good ones:
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
What is Lady Gaga’s favorite way to eat meat? You have to sing it: raw raw rawrawraw; raw raw rawrawraw!
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogey in it!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Other ones we thought of (with the help of my oldest daughter) and I do not think they are ssssssssooooooo bad – some are clever….
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
What do you call the tallest building in the world? The library! It has the most stories!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday, of course!
What sound do porcupines make when the kiss? Ouch!
Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head!
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrr!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck!
Why didn’t the pirate go to the movies? Because it was rated arrrrr!
How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves!
How do you cut a wave in half? Use a sea saw!
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
What is the difference between weather and climate? You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
Then, of course, our favorite ones are the ‘knock, knock’ jokes:
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrupting pir… ARRRRR!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what an owl says!
Knock, know. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, know. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Oh never mind – it’s pointless!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
What are some of your favorites? I had a few more but thought I would share, and give some of your children some fun jokes, too!